Friday, June 17, 2011
This breakup happened so suddenly that the issues of Playboy prematurely declaring Miss Harris to be Mrs. Crystal Hefner were already printed! They had to put stickers on all of them declaring her to be a Runaway Bride. How embarrassing, but then again I think Playboy is pretty much beyond embarrassment anyway. These should sell like hotcakes.
See, this is why I like to post about Playboy, they provide endless juicy material for folks to write about. Someone needs to get a reality show about the Mansion back on the air -- this stuff is too good.
Speaking of which, it's nice to see ex-Girls Next Door Holly, Bridget and Kendra all back together again consoling Hef. He'll at least feel a little better about things. Some guys just aren't cut out for marriage.