Read it here -- the first movie review I've done for at least a couple of years. And I was paid for it, too. Outstanding.
I didn't give Piranha 3D a star rating during the review, but if you really wanted to know -- I'd give it three out of four stars. Turned out the biggest problem with the movie was the 3D itself -- otherwise, my grade would've been higher.
Be warned: members of the PTA, judges, civic officials and other upstanding members of society might be too uptight an audience to like this movie.