Darn it! Here it is, Miss Universe pageant night, and once again my work gets in the way of my real priorities in life. Tonight, I must go report on yet another city council meeting, and I'll miss the pageant on TV.
I guess the big question tonight is whether this woman, Miss USARima Fakih (pictured), who happens to be of Arab-American descent, will make it as far as the interview question-and-answer round. No doubt if she does, some judge will ask her whether or not it will be okay to put an Islamic Center up near Ground Zero, and all heck will break loose.