Well, I am spending Easter night, and the last day of my vacation, watching The Celebrity Apprentice. Man, what a boring, slow-moving show it is, an absolute timewaster. The show's not over, but if Governor Rod Blagojevich doesn't get the boot I would be very surprised. I don't know why Donald Trump still bothers with this show. You used to tune in to The Apprentice to learn how to get ahead in business, but now all you're doing is watching incompetent people screw up.
Anyway, it's getting boring over there. More interesting, though, are beach photos of Trump's hottie ex-wife Marla Maples wearing a bikini. Now that is what I call a woman.