Wednesday, December 09, 2009

GATORADE GETS RID OF TIGER

WHEN IS ELIN GOING TO GET RID OF HIM, TOO?

Another day, another news cycle wasted on Tiger Woods.

How many mistresses is it now? Eleven? Twelve? Or maybe they're counting the same person twice and the total is still stuck at ten? In any event, it's still a lot of women, and the mistress total includes not just one but two porn stars, now.
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How bad has it gotten for Tiger? Really bad, folks -- so bad that the rumors are hitting the tabloids about all kinds of terrible things involving him. For one thing, there are now rumors of a love child. Worse yet, there are even rumors of a sex tape involving Tiger that has ended up in the hands of the folks over at Playgirl. Holy freaking cow, now that is beyond pathetic if true. Apparently, Playgirl is checking the video over for authenticity before they put it up.

The sponsors are quick to distance themselves from this train wreck. Gatorade has jumped ship on Tiger.

And the rumors are flying about whether Mrs. Tiger Woods will also jump ship on Tiger and finally get a divorce. We've learned she has obtained some new house, so maybe she will actually get rid of this clod for good.

Oh, and to top off this week from hell for the missus, the mother-in-law collapsed with stomach pains the other day, adding to this ridiculous soap opera that never ends.  If I were Elin, I'd get rid of this guy pronto. But too many women seem to stay in these lousy marriages with these cheating celebrity husbands.

I think that's all for now. Don't worry, I expect there will be more tomorrow. No doubt.

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