Thursday, November 19, 2009

JOANNA KRUPA LEAVES THE DANCE FLOOR (AND HER CLOTHING) BEHIND

This has been a rollercoaster of a week for Joanna Krupa. First, the idiots who live in middle America decided they'd rather see Donny Osmond and Kelly Osbourne on Dancing With the Stars, so they eliminated Joanna on Tuesday night, and eliminated any hope that show had of a significant male audience for its finals next week.

Don't feel bad for Joanna however. The good news is that her empowering(!), feminist(!) Playboy pictorial is out on stands now, and the best news of all is that unlike Olivia Munn, Heidi Montag and these other efforts, this time Playboy showed a celebrity who is actually naked. Oh. My. God!

Joanna Krupa is definitely my new favorite woman. You go, girl.

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