Tuesday, September 22, 2009

JACLYN SMITH MAKES IT OUT OF THE SUMMER OF DEATH ALIVE

Good news! It's Fall 2009 in the Northern Hemisphere! And if you are reading this blog post that can only mean one thing: you survived the 2009 Summer of Death!! Congratulations. You made it!

Unfortunately, these people did not:
Douglas Fisher, Canadian political columnist. Dead.
Irving Kristol, father of neoconservatism. Dead.
Jaclyn Smith, iconic former Charlie's Angel. Dead...

Uh, wait a minute. Perez Hilton got it wrong. She's alive! I guess he got her confused with Farrah.

I say this is one year in particular where everyone can say they are glad summer is over.

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