Well, here's my latest News from Nowhere rant, where I once again bring you the latest drivel from the world of news.
Morgan Freeman was in a car crash the other day.
And California is pondering a tough anti-paparazzi law to try and get rid of the paparazzi. Fat chance.
And LAPD chief William Bratton is in hot water for outing Lindsay Lohan, saying she's "gone gay".
Speaking of privacy: people are all tied up in a knot because nude photos of hottie Anne Hathaway that were seized by the FBI are apparently about to be released on the Internet. I don't know why people are so excited, because everyone's seen Annie naked already! (Havoc, Brokeback Mountain, etcetera).
In related news, it seems actresses are getting naked everywhere these days. In addition to the occasionally-nude Miss Hathaway, sexy Eva Mendes stripped for a Calvin Klein ad that got banned from TV!!
People Magazine paid a ridiculous $14 million dollars to Brad and Angelina to take photos of their kids!!
And what the heck is Paris Hilton doing in political ads anyway?!
Bad cancer news: Robert Novak is the latest prominent American to suffer from a brain tumor. And Christina Applegate has breast cancer.
Box office news: The Dark Knight hit $400 mil on Monday.
In weather news, Edouard hit the Texas coast.
And I read that Larry King is getting yet another divorce! How many divorces is he up to now? Seventy-two?
And that is all for now.