Saturday, February 17, 2007

YOU THOUGHT ANNA NICOLE WAS BIZARRE: THAT WEIRDO BRITNEY GOES BALD

Everyone is going nuts over the fact that Britney Spears has shaved her freaking head. For no apparent reason, either.

I gotta say, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton and all these other famous young women never stooped this low. Not even Sienna Miller has stooped this low, and she's an absolute party animal! She smokes and drinks a lot, runs around with men all the time, and appears naked in movies!! She's a wild woman, but not that crazy. I guess Sienna wants to keep up her good looks.

At least when Melissa Etheridge went bald, she had a real reason. But Britney has totally lost it-- both her hair and her marbles. The stunned reaction at TMZ.com says it all: "We have now seen it all." "Words escape us."

I think we all owe Anna Nicole Smith an apology for thinking she was a freak--- clearly not when compared to Britney Spears.

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